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2022-08-07 09:351.求英文幽默简短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；强推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；强推这句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
够暸吗？
2.有趣搞笑的英语句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
3.英语幽默短句
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
4.搞笑的英语句子
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数，于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直译：早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直译：在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直译：就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。
8、Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直译：有些人就像Slinkies（弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直译：政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直译：偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。
5.搞笑英语句子
One should love animals. They are so tasty Love the neighbor. But don't get caught "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn。
6.幽默的英语句子
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one！要钱没有，要命一条Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！有事早奏，无事退朝you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你2B or not 2B, that is a ？这是一种文字简化游戏。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.人们通常因为不能辩论而争吵.The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
7.比较搞笑的英语签名
A; How are you ?
怎么是你，
B: how old are you?
怎么老是你？
A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
A: You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。
8.有什么搞笑英语句子或小短文
Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Savewater..
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
,thereisawoman.,therearetwo.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"."Sogotosleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"."Butwhytaketherisk?"
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
The more you learn, the more you know , The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘记的越多， 忘记的越多，知道的越少， 为什么学来着？！
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
